DM: Adalyn
Players: Gronk, Peppington, Eddings, Tar, Naal,
*in crudely written common, with large green block letters*
GRONK HAPPY HE HELP CAPN GOOD! GRONK TAKE CAPN TO DWARF KING PLACE TO GET LOTS OF SHINNIES TO HELP MAKE OTHER CAPN LESS DEADER.
GRONK MAKE CAPNS GO SUPER FAST! WE GET TO JUB JUB IN LESS THAN ONE DAY! MEET SMALL DWARF ON WAY, SAY IT NEED CAPN HELP TO GO MAKE FAMILY PLACE CLEAN.
HE SAY GIANTS THERE! GRONK HATE GIANTS SO MUCH!
*you notice the colossal sword on his back is inscribed with the etching “Giantsbane”*
WE GO SAY HI TO JUB JUB, KING NO WANNA DRINK AGAIN. BUT CAPN MAKE DEAL FOR SHINNIES, SO NOW GRONK GET TO GO SMASH GIANTS! CAPN FOLLOW SMALL DWARF TO FAMILY PLACE NEXT TO JUB JUB. CAPN HAVE GRONK DO STUFFS, BAD TRAPS AND DEAD STUFF. THEN GIANT!! GRONK GET TO SMASH! GRONK SMASHED! CAPN FIND BIG BOOK ON GIANT, IT SAY GIANT LOOKING FOR LETTERS AND STUFF. FOUND Z AND H IN STRANGE LANGWA *scribbles* LETTERS! CAPN ALSO GIVE GRONK TWO GIANT STATUES, BUT SMALL, SO NOT GIANT!
CAPN THEN FOUND STUPID DOOR. LEAD TO PLACE CAPN SAY VERY VERY COLD! GRONK NO LIKE COLD. CAPN SAY SUPER COLD PLACE HAD GIANT STATUES, BUT SMALL, SO NOT GIANT. STUPID GIANTS, CAN NO MAKE STATUES EVEN BIG AS THEM, HA! BUT CAPN ALSO SAY HE FIND STRANGE LETTER AGAIN, T!
GRONK THEN BRING CAPN BACK TO SMALL DWARF MAN, HE SAY THANK YOU GRONK! GIVE CAPN GOOD WORD, SO CAPN GO GET SHINNIES AND WE BUY NICE STUFF FROM NICE PEOPLE IN JUB JUB! THEN GRONK GO SO FAST WITH NEW FRIEND STOMPY, GET CAPN BACK HOME SO FAST!