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Spelunking March 9th 2020
When Indr went with a few others to rescue Mittens, the Chimera, they spotted a lair. She decided to go with some people to clear it out.

PC’s: Rig, Fred, Thiala, Skaungan, Sazrushos, Ronda, Indr
DM: Nastaris

“There’s some big heckin cattos in that cave.”

The Cattos were indeed big, and Heckin.
Everyone but Fred fell, we survived

Now, this is the story all about how
Ska’s life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
To rest right here
I’ll tell you about the gungans and the caves of the Catto Lair

South East of Ruined Oak scorned and laze
On the banks was where they spent most of their days
Chillin’ out maxin’ out relaxin’ all cool
And all speakin some aquan confusin the fools
When a party of us who were up to some good
Asked about some trouble in their neighborhood
I told them about one little sight and they got scared
They said “Are you plannin on clearing out the Big Heckin Catto Lair

I assured and translated say after say
And they packed us all up and helped on our way
We gave them a wave and then they hid in the thicket
I put my barrier on and said “We might as well kick it”

Spike Pit, yo this is bad
Filled with poison shoved into this lass
Is this what the poison of that arena was like?
Hmm, this isn’t alright

But wait the cattos had magic, swords, all that
Is this the type of place that they just end this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll come back from there
I hope they’re prepared for the queen of ice-air

Well the fight ended and we all got out
There was a half-orc who looked like a god standing there with a catto knocked out
I ain’t gonna complain about Ronda yet
She’s helped me here
I climbed out with the shatter like thunder, fight cleared

We rested in a hut, the pit was near
The tunnel was split and the left path was queer
I sent Sally to scout which some say is rare
But she got nabbed by the beast of Catto Lair

It dropped down to our spot, sixth second or eighth
And Ska flared up his wok “I’ll cook you with taters”
It skewered him raw
But we revived him there
To become a meesa in Big Heckin Catto Lair

OOC: I…. am not…. singing this one. No way no how.